A neighbor called yesterday to get advice on killing chickens, and I was reminded of my post of a few weeks ago, in which I (pretty unsuccessfully) tried to figure out the difference between the local, born-and-raised-here farmers, and us transplants. This woman has thirteen meat birds, and they’re getting to be mature and are ready to go in the freezer, and she’d been calling different people to try and get an idea of what to do and how to do it. A lot of the transplanty types, and a lot of books written for newcomers to farming, said that you must either sever the jugular or stick the brain, but never, never chop their heads off, as it will make for lower quality meat. The oldtimers she talked to all said either a) “Just chop its head off, honey!” or b) wring their necks.
I am squarely in the head-chopping-off camp. For one thing, it’s easy and fast. I’ve done it both ways, and find it horrible to watch an animal slowly bleed to death. And for another thing, that thing about the meat quality is absolute bullshit. There is no discernible difference. And, at least with the brain-sticking routing, it’s really easy to screw up, and that’s pretty much the most awful thing ever. I say that from experience.
So why do the new-age transplant types take what should be a really simple operation and turn it into a difficult, easily messed up ordeal, full of long, drawn out worrying and angst? It’s never easy to kill something. Why make it harder?






