Moving animals may be among the most stressful things I ever do in my life. We brought all the goats over yesterday—the four biggest, oldest does in the back of DH’s truck, and the four youngest and smallest in the back of the Subaru. The plan was that I would be behind DH and keep an eye on the goats in the back of the truck and signal him by blowing my horn if he needed to stop for any reason; what I didn’t take into account with this plan was A) DH ‘s terrible hearing, B) The freaked out Great Pyrenees that would be in the cab with DH, and C) The fact that DH doesn’t really follow plans. Ever. So when Tallulah, my most senior doe, managed to get her hind leg over the side of the truck, I started laying on the horn and flashing my lights. Two miles later, I was saying some words that maybe the girls shouldn’t've been hearing—though, I have to say, I was combining them in some really creative ways. We were all three in tears when DH finally pulled over. After our brief encounter, he watched me very closely in the rearview mirror for the rest of the ride, and everyone was fine. It was, however, awful and nerve-wracking watching those very unhappy goats for the forty minute ride. The ones in the car were fine, though Pippi did squat and pee right before we got here, so the car smells like a typical Moonmeadow Farm vehicle now. Oh well.
We had, a few days ago, prepared a stall in the barn—cleaned it up, filled in the big holes (burrows?) in the floor by stuffing them with the two bags of cement that were left in there (now why am I so sore?), and bedded it with a bale of straw—and the goats seemed right at home in there immediately. We had to lock Fionn in there with them, though, so he wouldn’t take off and roam the neighborhood, and he was not at all impressed with that. It was nice to hear his familiar deep bark during the night, though.